Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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