Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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