Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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