that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
