Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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