I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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