nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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