Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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