Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Randomize
