If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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