And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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