Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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