yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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