Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
