Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You're earring is so big in my mouth
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
