My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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