that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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