the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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