Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
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