Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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