Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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