Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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