..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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