I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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