I need help removing her.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
tell me about the fingering
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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