I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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