no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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