Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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