Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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