drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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