She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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