he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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