The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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