I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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