Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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