I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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