I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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