i just had sex bonerless
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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