i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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