he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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