At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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