Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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