did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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