It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I think my nap took me to another dimension
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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