I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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