I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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