**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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