so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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