the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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