I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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