we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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