We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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