I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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