My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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