WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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