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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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